Ranking the bars in deltarune

So, deltarune amirite? famously known for its themes about alcohol and pubbing. Yeah...

Ironic as I am being, I want to shout out every other dark world for having straight up a bar, it's kinda funny that that's a trend in this game, so why not rank them? Here it is:

4. Castle Town's (Cat) Café

Bartender and live music are nice, but this is no place to get drunk, it's a proper gentleman's place!

3. TV World's Cantine

The denizens of TV World are fun as hell but this is more of a snack bar, with the hot chips and stuff, this is more of an alcohol-less party place, but I'm sure you could use the venue for a good party with a certain bartender...

On top of that TV World is a really fun place in general, so estra pints for atmosphere.

2. Color Café

I know this is a similar case to the Castle Town Café, but hear me out, it's QUEEN'S MANSION; she is the QUEEN of DRINKING, I'm sure she uses it in this manner so Swatch    and the others are probably used to it by now, and just IMAGINE navigating Queen's whacky    mansion of qwirkyness while tipsy.

Also the buff men posing behind the bartender is a plus, sue me.

1. The Green Room

Shoutouts to my main man Ramb for just being a mixologist for no reason lmao. I love the art of Battat and the other Mikes getting hammered at Ramb's bar, and it's basically what made the idea of this entry appear in my head lol. I bet Ramb makes THE pineapple-Malibu of all time.

Also the couches and videogames AUGHHH this would be so fun omg.

Anyways, let's hope this trend keeps up in the future I find "dark world bar" baing an ongoing thing really funny. Thanks for reading!

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